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I'm on a quest around the world to find Bigfoot. I'd originally set out to find cheap gas, but I decided to keep my goals realistic.
Isn't It Ironic?
The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to "please do not feed the animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.
As soon as women see me, they want to get in shape to impress me. So they start running.
When I have to make a phone call and it goes to voicemail...I feel like I just won the lottery.
Life was much simpler when APPLE & BLACKBERRY were just fruits
